Friday, May 22, 2009

Vamsee Pelli Sandhadi - Part 3

Part 3: "TOUCH DOWN"

Scene A -- Lalit a.k.a "Devdas"!

I took two weeks off and landed on Apr 10th - couple of days b4 vamsee was due
to arrive. I planned it such that i was hoping to take vadinamma for a date as i
was promised of her gracious presence. Well i did call her majesty couple of
times on both days and the reply was "errr... i am now going for shopping, i
will call you when i am back"... that call never came, her majesty stood me up
and my despondent soul looked forward for another hopeful day.

Scene B -- Here comes the Groom...

Vamsee arrived at early hrs and he appeared to be a man on mission with set of
objectives:
1) I shall not sleep until night fall
2) I shall finish my shopping in a day
3) I shall chew gum all the time i am in India
4) I shall be in air conditioned enclosure for rest of my life
5) I shall watch all the movies stored in my laptop again and AGAIN
6) I shall get wasted before the wedding
7) I shall listen to Swetha at all TIMES.

And boy did he achieve all these. You will note these achievements in following
posts.

Scene C -- Prakash Pednanna's presence dearly Missed!!!

The day he arrived, Vamsee was asked to come for shopping. Pelli kuthuru vallu
bangaram, battalu lantivi koni pettataniki. I haven met vadina till date so i
was all set to make a good first impression - extremely low waist jeans, Aviator
shades, hair moosed up, white shoes with tiny gold buttons is how i defined good
impression. Me, Vamsee and kaushik were greeted by Vadina, Attaya garu, Vadina
valla mama and Attaya gari mama (a.k.a Bulli Thatha)

Memu velle sariki already vadina, bulli thatha kottesukuntunnaru bracelet
selection meeda. General ga naa selection bavuntundi ani naa abhiprayam so i
jumped into the discussion:

Vadina: "lalli ee bracelet bavundi kadu"
Lalli : "mmmm... konchem feminine, madhyalo flowery ga undi design"
Vadina: "huh? Em parledu idi chala bavundi. Vamsee nuvu idi theesuko"
Vamsee: "Nuvu em chepthe adi swetha. Nee ishtam"
Lalli : "Vamsee neee @%$#*$%... (manasulo)"

Vadina: "lalli ee chain bavundi kadu"
Lalli : :konchem lavuga undemo vadina"
Vadina: "huh? Em parledu idi chala bavundi. Vamsee nuvu idi theesuko"
Vamsee: "Nuvu em chepthe adi swetha. Nee ishtam"
Lalli : "Vamsee neee @%$#*$%... (manasulo)"

Vadina: "lalli ee ring chaaala bavundi kadu"
Lalli : Already in resgnation thala oopadu, (manasulo "konchem peddadiga undi"
anukunna)
Vamsee: "Nuvu em chepthe adi swetha. Nee ishtam"
Lalli : "Vamsee neee @%$#*$%... (manasulo)" ; Asala nannu adagatam enduko, elago
decide aipoyaru kada??? ;)

Besides every suggestion of mine being vetoed, all the while Bulli thatha was on
a role bull dozin his opinions onto us including the menu in a restaurant ;) ;).
Edo chinna pillalam, memu edaina oka mata ante "chudu videsalalo thirigi
peddavariki gauravam ivvatledu" antaremo ani thala ooo thega oooooputhu
kurchunnamu.

Lunch tharvatha vamseeki kurta theesukotaniki vellam.

Lalli : "vamsee idi bavundi, 'V-Neck' is in fashion and it looks grand
Vadina: "abbo baaledu lalli..."
Vamsee: "Nuvu em chepthe adi swetha. Nee ishtam"

Vadina wanted vamsee's dress to complement her saree color. So adedoooo vintha
combination cheppindi greenish red, brownish yellow lanti combination "Pinkish
Wine" color anta. Eka shop lo unna anni battalu theesi chupinchadu papam vadu
aina kanikarinchaledu ma vadina. At last we decided on some maroon color kurta. 
{Which was then exchanged the next day to the one i selected "V-neck model"
Satyameva Jayathe ;) ;))

Hehe One thing i realised on that day. Edo nenu new age generation lo puttanu so
panthalu pattimpulu lanti alochanale ravu anukunna. Kani aa roju vamsee annitiki
thalu oopatam, ma suggestions over rule avvatam chusi "Chinna vallam ane kada ma
mata pattinchukovatledu. Maa tho patu kani oka pedda manshi vachi unte oka ata
adinche vadini vellani. Prakash Pednannnaaaaaaaaaaaa We missed youuuuuuuuuu" ani
anukunna. Edo mana piladu mana mata vinatledu ani andharu ginjukuntarentaaa
anukunevadini... i guess its only human ;). How much ever i tried I could not
render being an exception to it... I was later pretty amused that the thought
even came to my mind and i shall sans preach on that subject ever. :)

------------- End of Part 3 --------------

Part 4 : "Bachelors Party" to follow in my next post

Ta
Lalith

PS: All stated above is grossly exaggerated. Though there is little truth within
it should be read with a sense of humor. Vadinamma, it is very usual that
Chintamaneni ppl exaggerate, i am sure you will get used to it... Please do not
blow hot, all i can say in my defense is "Welcome to family" ;)

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